Layton came to us from a Siberian circus where he was the strong man. Tired of being paid in bear paws, marinated, fried and stewed, he interviewed at Manlius Motor Works. We immediately found room for him in Bay number one, where he can remove lug nuts without the use of power tools and is routinely called upon to lift engines and transmissions out to be repaired. We gladly pay him in McDonald’s hamburgers on Tuesdays. His favorite holiday is National French Fry Day but he celebrates daily at noon. Recently has switched from drinking three to four Redbulls a day to a much healthier five or six Mountain Dews. Plans one day to install a turbo the size of a beach ball in his Subaru in hopes of twisting his axles in knots.